Common lines when drunk...
- Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!!
- You know i am not drunk...
- Gaadi mein Chalaunga...
- Tu bura mat maann bhai...
- Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
- Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
- Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
- Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
- Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...
- Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
- Chhota, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!
- Baap ko mat Sikhao…
- Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
- Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...
- Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
- Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
- Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
- Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai...
- Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…
- Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge...1...2...nahi 3 yaar....
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6 comments:
wtf? totally arbit...but i kind of like it...kaafi dil se likhi hui cheez lag rahi hai:P...great post :D
bhai..seriously...it is my immense pleasure to drop in a comment. And we should also look after the comments of the nearby people. Like for eg "waiting on a red light and the drunken pillion rider steps on the toe of the lady on the next scooter and his husband asks her to ignore the two guys by saying "peeye hue hain saale"
aaah!! thats unforgettable...moti ko daraya tha solid wala!! "arrey nahi, bike to hum hi chalaenge, tu hamare peeche peeche aa"!!!
whjat about i love u yaar.....
oye cutti..yaar ye jo supporting pic hai woh thodi aur achhi laga yaar...bahut dull si hai saali!
mail me a good pic then, i'l change it!
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