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Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts

Saturday, August 16

Tuesday, July 29

Drunk... are we?


Common lines when drunk...
  • Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!!
  • You know i am not drunk...
  • Gaadi mein Chalaunga...
  • Tu bura mat maann bhai...
  • Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
  • Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
  • Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
  • Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
  • Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...
  • Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
  • Chhota, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!
  • Baap ko mat Sikhao…
  • Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
  • Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...
  • Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
  • Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
  • Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
  • Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai...
  • Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…
  • Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge...1...2...nahi 3 yaar....
P.S. Not all of these are from personal experience. :)

Tuesday, July 22

Phones apart!


this is wat i was doing the other night till 4 in the morning...taking apart my old nokia 3200, and that was just the beggining.. in the end.. even the microphone embedded in the chipset had been removed!! :D

P.S.- the phone worked perfectly fine after reassembling it (which turned out to be a painstaking job).
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